tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

FAPPINNNNGGGG. 

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Anonymous asked: omg my penis is orange, does that mean im rubbing too much Doritos on it while i masturbate? i need help.

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Anonymous asked: babe your so cute, i just wanna put you in my pocket

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Anonymous asked: Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

I have no idea. They do have free water tho. 

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Anonymous asked: want my dick? or do you just want me?

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